The NewSense

January 29, 2010

Bangalore:  KPCC (Karnataka Pradesh Congress Committee) chief Shri.R.V.Deshpande has decided to consult IPCC (intergovernmental panel on climate change) president Rajendra Prachauri on present status of solid state of BJP government in Karnataka  and wants to know is there any possibility of  melt down of state government in near future. Ever since the BJP government has come to the power in the state congress is losing its strength day by day and lotus footage is drastically spreading in the state. He is likely to take up this matter with Mr. Prachauri during his next visit to Delhi in February as Deshpande is more worried about lotus footage in the state than the carbon footage of the country.  Mr.Deshpande is visiting Delhi to discuss the probable candidates for different wards of Hubli-Dharwad (ward in charge) and to finalize some committee heads for local bodies with consent of high command smt.Sonia Gandhi as per the congress routine policy.

Rajendra Prachauri led IPCC has earlier stated that Himalayan glaciers will melt down by 2035 due to global warming, which scientists later on termed as wrong prediction and even IPCC had linked hurricanes of Florida and North Karnataka floods to the global climatic change. Now it is said that the rate of Himalayan glaciers melting is too slow and hence there is no question of disappearing before Prachauri disappears from IPCC. Even IPCC had said that 40% of Brazilian rainforests in Amazon are threatened by the global climate change but later on it was revealed that IPCC had taken this report from world wildlife fund report. Despite these Himalayan blunders by IPCC, its head Prachauri refused to resign and said “I have no intention of resigning from my position as its president. I was elected by all the countries and will complete the fifth IPCC assessment report on climate change”. The fifth report is scheduled in 2013.  The world should not get surprised if the fifth report in 2013 says that china wall will shift to Indian border across LAC (Line of Actual control) near Arunachal Pradesh or the torch in the hand of statue of liberty in New York will gets ignited in next decade due to the global warming.

Asked about IPCC’s credibility being affected due to the blunder, Pachauri said: “Rational people see the larger picture. And I am confident world leaders would continue to repose their faith in IPCC and there will be no deviation from that.” On a query regarding the need to review the whole of the IPCC’s 2007 fourth assessment report, he said: “You can’t generalize based on the mistake done over the melting of Himalayan glaciers. Our procedure is robust and adheres to the IPCC procedure.” The IPCC was set up to ensure that world leaders had the best possible scientific advice on climate change. And there are strong rumors that even the movie 2012 – end of the world was also based on the secret report prepared by IPCC. Many Hollywood directors are consulting Prachauri for effect of global warming so that they can make more thrilling movies and want to know what else is likely to melt in the near future.

If you ask Rajendra Prachauri about the rice in prices of food grains in India then he would say that congress government has nothing to do with food inflation and it in only due to global climate change and warming. Now keeping Prachauri’s expertise in the field of global climate change in a mind Mr.Deshpande wants Prachauri to extend his service to political climate change and study the state government status and tell him whether is there any possibility of melt down of BJP government in near future or say before Deshpande’s Presidential term ends. Any how Deshpande feels that if the state BJP government completes its term of five years then there is no question of congress coming to power in the state. And there is possibility of congress lagging even behind JDS (Janata Dal –Secular) as the popularity of congress is decreasing day by day.