The NewSense

November 30, 2009

Raichur: There is a village called ‘Google’ in Raichur district on the banks of Krishna River with thousand residents. Don’t get amazed by the name, it is not copy pasted by cyber world Google. It is more ancient than that. Though you can’t google this ‘Google’ in google but some how flood search engine managed to find it. This Flood killed two, injured around six and washed away some properties of google. When state government relief team received this news which was busy in saving the government from Dissidents flood, they were shocked. Government knew only one google which is search Engine Company managed by two American men which they were using for finding the absconding MLA’s under the influence of Reddy brothers. Government concluded that both of these American google residents are dead and six other browsers injured by the flood. When somebody told them that google is the name of the village in flood hit North Karnataka, they asked the BJP IT coordinator to find the location of the google village in google. When IT CELL googled the google in ‘google earth’ it said ‘result not found’ as it is not in google. Then the IT cell of BJP concluded that ‘google’ village is totally washed away by the flood and hence it is not found on our earth and they reported this to the relief team. The Relief team was relieved. Suddenly few days before ‘The times of India’ news paper has mentioned that it has googled google in Raichur district which is affected by the recent flood. And now the government relief is wobbling towards the google. Thanks to ‘times of India’ for finding google in Karnataka, otherwise relief cheque of 75 rupees per each dead man would have gone to California where the google search engine company is still intact.