The NewSense

June 3, 2010

Bangalore:  In an astonishing development the former Prime minister of India, H.D.Devegouda, the India’s abusive sleeping beauty has launched his website. And the website has claimed that devegouda is the father of the state. It means that the state which was born on November 1^st, 1956 was orphan so far and now it has found its father. He used to boast himself as the ‘son of soil’ so far and once he and his sons have merged the Janata Dal Secular party image virtually in the same holy soil in recent elections, now he claims as the father of the state. What a promotion, from son of soil to father of state. The funniest part is no one has questioned his fatherhood so far. The fatherless Congress dares to question this as their holy mother Sonia has decided to tie up with fatherly figure Gouda in the coming elections in the state. And now it is left to the ruling party of the state- BJP to ponder over this fatherhood issue. The BJP chief Yeddyurappa who also claims that he is also son of the soil is in dilemma whether to accept him as father of the state or not? Last time when Yeddyurappa questioned Devegouda being ‘son of soil’, Gouda called him ‘bloody bastard’. And now if he questions Gouda being ‘father of the state’ then what he may call him. So now in order to prove authentically that Devegouda is not a father of the state, the BJP has asked for DNA test be carried out at the earliest. Already samples of Devegouda have been collected and different soil samples of state are being collected in order to verify his fatherhood. Now once the DNA result comes from Hyderabad it will be revealed whether his is ‘son of soil’ or ‘father of the nation’. Till then Devegouda remains as undisputed father of the nation and as well as sleeping son of the soil. But as long as people of Karnataka are sleeping anybody can claim fatherhood of the state and people will not mind at all. That is the irony of our state. Jai Karnataka, Jai Gouda……