The NewSense

December 3, 2009

New Delhi: MPs have come up with a unique idea in the fight against tobacco. They want that the person buying a cigarette packet should get a free cancer check-up coupon, each time you buy. The proposal is the idea of Parliament Committee on Health and Family Welfare member Maneka Gandhi, who is recommending that tobacco companies start giving vouchers for free cancer check ups inside every cigarette pack. She has also asked the tobacco companies to set up cancer hospitals near ‘pan’ shop. Indeed it is very noble idea. She believed a coupon inside the cigarette packet will drive the message home. Thank you madam people of India who smoke got your coupon message. Now why government should think of only smokers? What about alcoholic addicts? Why don’t government allow free gastroscopy test in the government hospitals for drunkards? Let all the alcoholic bottles be labeled with gastroscopy machine and those who want to know the number of ulcers in their stomach due to drinking can get it checked at free of cost. This also sends message across the society, I mean drinking society. Government can even think of having free HIV test for hookers and their bookers in order to reduce the AIDS. All the three measure will be effective for the health of the individuals.

Now what about health and welfare of the country? Who is responsible for the present health and welfare of the nation? Many would say the politicians. Then how about having free narcoanalysis for every politician? If tobacco causes cancer to the individual, then these corrupt politicians are equally cancerous for the health of the country. Even after 62 years of independence our country status is so bad then these politicians are destroying the country slowly. Let all the politicians who have served and who are serving the country be subjected to narcoanalysis and let us throw out the corrupt cells from the parliament based on narcoanalysis results. We always say country is above individual and then let us think of health of the nation first. After all human beings are perishable with or without smoking /drinking/screwing but country should remain, develop and prosper. Why don’t these parliamentarians think of whole country as one body and diagnose the problem and cure it? May be because they know they are the problem of this country.

CORRUPT POLITICIANS ARE INJURIOUS TO HEALTH OF THE NATION